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Ode To Jenna Fischer Part 2

Earlier today, I went out and bought “Walk Hard.” I popped into my xbox and started watching it. I had no idea Jenna Fischer was in that bad boy looking as gorgeous as ever. It pissed me off in a way. Why did nobody tell me that the official Boom Tho girl was all spiced up and hot in a Judd Apatow movie? It caught me by surprise. I would have gone to the theatre to see it if I had known all the details. 

Anyways, the fact of the matter is that the Boom Tho GOTM’s have gotten more attention lately than the original Boom Tho Girl. Jenna, I haven’t forgotten about you. We have a chemistry that only two people who have never met can share. It’s special to only us. So, I decided that you needed another poem to show you just how I feel. The first poem can be seen in “Ode to Jenna Fischer”, but this is the second one. This is Part Dos! 

The past few months have been really whack 

But 2 weeks ago at 7 The Office came back 

I’m so glad she came back – I’ve missed her 

That’s right, I’ve missed you Jenna Fischer 

I know you think we don’t know each other 

But after watching Dewey Cox, I think you need a brother 

If you were some milk, I’d be like Ovaltine 

We’d get some brown in you if you know what I mean 

Yep, I said it, I’m anything but coy, 

If your life is a happy meal, then I’m your free toy 

My beds like a ship, let me be your captain 

Come to my room, “Where Boom Tho Happens” 

So what if Will Farrell felt you up in blades of glory 

The irrigation room gets wild after dwights bedtime story 

You’re like the Little Mermaid, Ariel of the Sea 

Ill go to the water where it is hotter take it from me 

Let me show you why they call me Too Much 

I just want to treat you like my Ipod Touch 

The next line is dirty, If you know what I mean 

Treat me like a Nintendo Cartridge that’s not clean 

We could be like Jules and Seth, solid as a rock 

You can scratch my back, but it’s located on my —

Let’s make some sweet music like Bleeker and Juno 

When it comes to Boom Tho girls, you’re numero uno! 

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Ode To Jenna Fischer

If you didn’t get a look at the new number 4 on my home page, Jenna Fischer has taken the place. Now, you must understand that I don’t think I have any real shot of meeting her, however, I love “The Office”, which she stars in. I loved her in Blades of Glory. I recently was informed that she is getting a divorce. Now, after adding her to my friends on MySpace, I have decided to write her a poem so that she knows just how I feel… 

Ode to Jenna Fischer 

But soft, what light breaks through yonder television? 

It is the east, and Jenna Fischer is the sun 

I don’t mean to be silly, sick, crazy or rude 

But when I watch The Office, I wanna be your dude 

I cant fight like Roy, Im not as cool as Jim 

But Im taller and blacker than both of them 

I think if you read just a few of my blogs 

Youd accept my invitation to play a game of pogs 

Or Madden, or double dutch, whatever you like 

Then youd never forget me, like riding a bike 

I saw Blades of Glory and envied Will Farrell’s right hand 

Tonight you be a woman, and I’ll be a man 

I’m Doug and youre Patty, Im Stan and your Wendy 

I’ll move to LA, where we’ll both be so Trendy 

We could keep it a secret, make it sound like a fable 

Like Monica and Bill, keep it under the table 

People will say that were crazy the day that we wed 

They’ll compare you to Britney, and me to K Fed 

Accept my MySpace friendship, that would be great 

You could be my number 1, not just my top 8 

Ill send you flowers like roses and daisies 

If you said you wanted me, Id say back “Same-zies” 

I know youve got trouble, divorces are hard 

So let me take you out on my Chili’s gift card 

If I make the League, then youll be convinced 

Just dont run off with R Jeff or Vince 

On September 27th you go back to Pam Beasely 

Ill be watching feeling a little bit sleazy 

Imagining you and me closing my room do’ 

Because you already know it’s boom tho! 

The End.

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